Me and My Vagina June 7, 2005 at 2:46 am
Me and my vagina, it’s an innie, not an outie
Penis envy move aside, my vagina should be glorified
Chromosomes decided my vaginal fate, but I decide to love it or it hate
Now men don’t have a vagina like meeee…..
They have a penis which allows them to stand and peee…..
That’s about all the diiiiiffffeeeeereeeenncccee I can seee…
It’s there, I don’t really notice it.
My vagina is among the nicest.
I think vaginas are really powerful.
Yes, vaginas are really powerful. They’re historic.
I don’t know what I would do without it.
More men should consider living
with a vagina.
It’s easily obtainable,
but it’s doubtful they
could mentally support one.
They’d probably just end up as
vaginal whores.
God really was gracious when
she gave me this vagina.
Thanks, hon.